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The Gilded Wren Mysteries · Book One

Murder Is Not Included

The marble is laminate. The spa is a room with a sign on the door. And a clerical error in the registry of a small landlocked republic has just made the Director of Guest Delight the only legal authority aboard.

Cover of Murder Is Not Included: a ship's railing with a missing section and a rope tied across the gap, a tortoiseshell cat asleep in a deck chair, turquoise sea beyond.

A comic cruise-ship mystery

Murder Is Not Included


The Gilded Wren is a palace. Her marble is laminate, her spa is a room with a sign on the door, and the brass railing comes away in your hand — but she is a palace, because Peggy Nunn is paid to make six hundred and twelve people believe she is.

On the third night of the maiden voyage, a travel journalist is found dead in the spa that doesn't exist.

Head office will not permit anyone to contact the authorities before Miami. The Captain would rather not. And a clerical error in the registry of a small landlocked republic has made Peggy, legally, the only authority aboard — with the power to convene an inquiry, seal a room, and name the person responsible.

She has four days, no forensics, and a door log that says she did it.

A beautiful holiday on a ship that is quietly falling apart.

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A quick read — about two hours. Includes the complete Gilded Wren passenger handbook, annotated by the Purser.

The series

Six books, one ship, less of her every time


Every book is a complete mystery and can be read on its own. Read them in order and you will notice something else going on underneath.

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The Gilded Wren passenger handbook


The Bellamy Line's official handbook for the ship — every amenity, every deck, every promise — annotated throughout in the Purser's own handwriting with what each of them actually is. Free, and yours to keep.

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